The Ferndale in Sea Breeze
Ah, Ferndale. That time capsule of a city that harkens back to the halcyon days of midcentury modernism, croquet on every suburban lawn, and asking the operator to dial up Ferndale-45789. Ferndale: Where lush greenery provides shade over golden streets, children frolic in water spouting from fire hydrants, and…wait. What? Ferndale is known as “Cream City” because of all the dairies and ranches? The homes there are called “Butterfat Palaces?” It’s in Humboldt County, where the #1 agricultural product is, well, you know (long exhale). Anyway, this long sleeve Ferndale shirt will make you look bitchin’.
- 60/40 Polyester/Cotton Easy Care® fabric
- Two chest pockets
- ”The Crown” Heraldic Embroidery
- Pearl Grey, Buttonry on Long Sleeve Cuffs
- Pearl Grey, Placket Buttonry
- Single Comfort Pleats® on back
- Finished Square Bottom
- Spare Buttons Sewn-In
- Made in Oakland, California, USA
Ideal for putting a little salty air in your date's knickers.
Sea Breeze recipe:
Ingredients
1 1/2 oz Vodka
4 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Grapefruit Juice
Instructions
1. Build all the ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice.
2. Drink it down.
| Size | Neck | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
14"-14.5"
|
42.5"
|
23 7/8"
|
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M
|
15"-15.5"
|
44.5"
|
24 3/8"
|
|
L
|
16"-16.5"
|
47.5"
|
24 7/8"
|
|
XL
|
17"-17.5"
|
50.5"
|
25 3/8"
|
|
XXL
|
18"-18.5"
|
53.5"
|
25 7/8"
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